May
Oki it's probably time for me to actually write a serious one of these bc everyone is going to think this is a troll account if I keep writing stupid shit in here.
I'm a self employed carpenter from Scotland, I like my dogs, playing civ, having low bone density and long walks away from everyone and everything.
I spend my time getting bitten by mosquitos, chopping things up with a chainsaw, neglecting my garden and existing against my will.
If you would like to join my onlyfans page then super, I post lots of nudes and vidoes of some of the one truly free thing in this world (masturbating and complaining). Nothing is paywalled at all.
So yeah if you want to come and chat to a Human Woman that may or may not actually just be a sentient bin bag full of bread then I'll see ya on the other side ¯\_(ツ)_/¯